BlackCrock Shafts Bitcoin

BlackCrock fucks over Bitcoin and embraces FavaCoin for its spotty ETF (Allegedly).

Breaking: The Bean that Broke Bitcoin.

Allegedly, in a suprise leak leaked today, the asset management company BlackCrock fucked over Bitcoin (the only real money in existence) by embracing the notorious, ESG-simping shitcoin known as FavaCoin. 

Secret sauces say that FavaCoin will now headline BlackCrock’s Spotty ETF yoke.

 

The leaker that leaked the leak sent shockwaves through the things that shockwaves usually go through. Bitcoin Meetups are buzzing with the news.

Bob, a spotty ETF expert, explained to our reporter that FavaCoin ticks all the ESG boxes, or possibly some of them, or none of them (It’s one of those).

Spotty Bob explained:

  • It is Vegan.
  • It is green (when growing).
  • It produces free gas (in the form of flatulence).
  • Fava is as Broad as it is……it’s a broadbean.
  • It is perfect for bean-counting Bastards.
  • And maybe some other things.

Wordy Yokes:

Black: Colour

Crock: As in Crock of Shite. (example: “You are a liar. That’s a crock of shite”).

Mental: Mental

ETF: Evil Tyrant Fund

FavaCoin: Imaginary shitcoin

ESG: Dictator shite

Bitcoin: The Only Real Money

Attend a Meetup

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Fava Facts

Fava is an environmentalists wet dream.

Fava is closely related to the beanstalk Jack did climb (reportedly).

Leeks eminating from Wales are not unusual, allegedly. 

Jeffrey Epstein did not kill himself.

Not Your Keys. Not Your Coins.

Julian Assange is a political prisoner.

Learn Bitcoin.

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